What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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i'm not gay

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Will you marry me?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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