OGC - tilt your head

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Your mom

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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