What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

9/11

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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