What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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