Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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