- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Japan called... They need help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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