a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

The Bible

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

9/11

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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