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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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