Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Gadaffi

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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