- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Romney 2012

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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