How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Will you marry me?

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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