What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

George Bush does not care about black people.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Jared Gough is a slut

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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