what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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gay rights

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Gestapo.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Jake Bowar

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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