- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Justin Bieber having an erection.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

c+t+c?

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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