Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock knock

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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im black

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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World Peace

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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