Agricultural production fell significantly.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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democracy

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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