When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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YOLO

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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