Yes. Just Yes.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

guess what chicken butt

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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