a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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i'm not gay

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Hi Jacob You cool

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