- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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