- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

A blind man walks into a bar

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Nobody cares.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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