Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Anti Joke

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