What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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imadewords

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Good.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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