What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Whats9+10 19

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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