What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Japan called... They need help.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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