How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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