What's up? The sky.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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