Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What is a question?

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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I have no ideas.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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