Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

The penn state football administration

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

George Bush does not care about black people.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Your mother is a man.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

"Up to 50% off."

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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