What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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whats better than 24................. 25

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Gestapo.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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