- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

im a selling a car

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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