A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Whats9+10 19

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Where's my tractor?

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

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