Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Canada's army

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

I'm taken

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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