- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Nathan Gooderson.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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