Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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i'm not gay

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