- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What's cold and icy? Ice

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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