- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

I have no ideas.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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