Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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