why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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