Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Hellen Keller

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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1234 5

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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