A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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i love huge wieners.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Anti Joke

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