- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Turn around.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Barack Obama

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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