really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

i love huge wieners.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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