Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How do magnets work?

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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