I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Like this joke

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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