Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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stop it ryan vallee

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What is a question?

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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womens rights

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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