Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

baby loves lalma

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

There's no "i" in tim.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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