- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

YOLO

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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