nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Whats9+10 19

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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gay rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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1234 5

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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