- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

i'm not gay

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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