- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Romney 2012

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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