A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What is a question?

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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I have no ideas.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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