- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

roses are red, violets are violet

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Whats9+10 19

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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