Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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women have rights

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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