An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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