Star Wars

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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women's rights

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Turn around.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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