What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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penis

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Women's rights.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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