So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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i'm not gay

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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OGC - tilt your head

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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