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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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baby loves lalma

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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