Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Whats9+10 19

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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gay rights

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Where's my tractor?

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