A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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the WNBA

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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I'm not here.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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I am Skaldak!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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