Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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