- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

y momma so fat that she's heavy

What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

ur gay and this joke sucks

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I'm not here.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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I am Skaldak!

Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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