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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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I am Skaldak!

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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the WNBA

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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I'm not here.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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