- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

Your momma so fat she's fat

What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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