Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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