Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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