- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What sucks?

Teen pregnancy

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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