- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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guess what chicken butt

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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