Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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