Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Chicken

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Rock mattress.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Your Mom

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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