What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What abou three times

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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