- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

It's your mother, open the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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