- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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