A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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