- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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