- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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