What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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save water shower with friends

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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women have rights

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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