- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Knock Knock Come in

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

How do magnets work?

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Once upon a time.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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