Looks through the peephole.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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hey.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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