cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Compton

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Womens Rights.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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lol

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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