- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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