Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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The penn state football administration

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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