whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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