What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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baby loves lalma

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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