- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

The Charlotte bobcats.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Looks through the peephole.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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