how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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OGC - tilt your head

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What's up? A direction...

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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This is my joke. funny

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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