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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Tennesse

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Like this joke

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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