- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

roses are red, violets are violet

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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