Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Is this a chair?

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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