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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock Knock Come in

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

A woman comes at the doctor.

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