How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Do you need any assistance?

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Period Blood

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

im a selling a car

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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