What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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