How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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