How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Womens Rights.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

*you're

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

Jake Bowar

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Chayton

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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