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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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