- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why was Timmy sad?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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