Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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weiner? balls

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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a black father

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Gabe Mercado

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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